I wrote this title myself.

Story I typed to my friend after she went offline.

Copied and pasted, so don’t mind the grammar errors.

so once upon a time there was a little amy tsu and she was walking through the forest. one day when she stumbled on an orb. “whats this?” little amy tsu thought. she then set out back to her village to ask the elder. on the way to the village she encountered talmuk. talmuk was a giraffe who carried several glass bottled on his back. he was not a nice giraffe. “whatve you got there little dweler” he said. “i’m not sure im going to the elder. she knows.” amy tsu said, she was slightly intimidated by the giraffe’s large stature. “hmm, give it to me. it’ll be of much more use to my village” talmuk said witth some ferocity. “no, i found it so it belongs to me” amy tsu said with tears in her eyes. she was fragile. talmuk charged for it but amy tsu ran under his legs and out of his reach. it was art this time that amy tsu was proud she was little and talmuk was large. amy tsu made it back to the village and went straight to the elder hut. when she went in she was greeted by the yarg, the elder’s meeting keeper. “are you here to see the elder?” asked the yarg. amy tsu rolled her eyes “of corse i’m here to see the elder. this is the elder hut. no, i want to see the blook, cause you know im in the blook hut.” “very well, go on through she is free now” the yarg said, hurt. Amy tsu walked past him and into the elder’s chambers. “what is it child tsu? what do you have there” the elder said. “its an orb i found in the forest. i found it very mysterious. do you know what it could be elder?” amy tsu said hoping the elder would solve the problem. “Hmm let me see” the elder said. Amy tsu handed the orb over, taking one last look through it. It was an amber orb that distorted whatever image was on the other side. “Ahyes” elder began “oh wait. oh no. oh no DEAR GOD AMY TSU WHEN DID YOU FIND THIS?” elder screamed in terror. “just now, oh my gosh why?” amy tsu said panicly. “This is no orb,” elder began “this is the key, a sign of whats comming.” “What is it a key too” amy tsu asked. “TOO THE GATES OF HELL.” just then a crater opened beneath the village and all was sucked in. fire crawled out clinging to the ground like a man without legs, spreading through the forest killing everything in its path. amy tsu was falling deeper and deeper into the casm of death. she knew she made a mistake. she never wanted to pick up the orb. she had cursed everything. just then a fairy came to save amy tsu but the fairy missed and everyone died. the end.

You know why they call it black friday? Because prices are a steal. Also, I’m not racist. 

i really like rhymes
they are very cool
except im not good
so i seem like a stupid.

Emordnilap dab a etorw I, I wrote a bad palindrome.

Movie Idea #2

After eating too much buttery popcorn, Chester goes into the kitchen to cut himself a slice of cake. After grabbing the large knife, it slips out of his hands and cuts his toe off. Chester panics and accidentally puts his toe in radioactive waste rather than ice water. The toe grows into a living thing and begins scaring the townspeople. When they realize the toe just wants to be friends, they let him into the community. The toe multiplies from happiness and the new human/toe harmony begins.

Working title: U’toe’pia.

I’ve decided that i’m going to breed an elephant and a tiger. That way it’ll destroy a city and an angry mob will come to my house and i can go to them and say “what? was it something i bred?”